Joe the Amazon Parrot #18

Do not tell anyone so this will not get back to Joe the Amazon Parrot, but Joe gets fan mail and replies to his fans every now and then, when he can jump over to the computer key board from his cage.

Today Joe received this e-mail from his new friend Mary:

Dear Joe,

I hope you and your parents are doing well today!

Please tell them that I may be late too the Fibro meeting. I'm heading to the library now. I have some things I must take care of.
I haven't been out of the house except to go to that great movie with Ann for over a week!

I hope to see you soon, Joe! I hope you will accommodate to your new cage soon!

Your friend, Mary

Joe managed to make the jump to the key board and replied to Mary:

Ms. Decker aka Friend Mary,

Bob and Ann are not available to answer your e-mail at the moment so I hopped over on the computer key board and am sending you a quick reply before my flock returns from the master suite.

After reading your note I have left another note for Ann letting her know you may be late for the meeting just in case Ann does not read your e-mail.

Ann is doing well or as well as I can determine, she had me out of my cage five times this morning, keeps trying to feed me every time I look at her and continues to think I need to eat all day long.

Just read the previous paragraph and guess Ann is correct in that I need to snack all day long, but this play stuff and learning to sing and talk may have to slow down.

If it were not for Bob wandering in during Ann's training sessions I would be over worked and worn out from learning to read, speak and play. That Bob guy is ok every now and then but he is too intense at times, he wants to read, watch television, and take Ann out for lunch way too much.

Ann is needed here in the house with ME except for my naps and then Ann can squeeze all that other stuff into her schedule - again mum’s the word about all this.

After all I am an Amazon Parrot and have lived for ten long years and know when I should eat, sing, and talk!

Hope you have a fun day at the library and that the library has an Amazon Parrot to entertain everyone when they get bored reading.

Thanks for checking in on Ann and Bob since they need checking on daily - do not tell them I told you that.

Joe the Amazon Parrot

Joe even left a claw mark and attached his picture to the email.